A few things I've learned recently;
1) Liam doesn't eat sausage rolls any more. Because he's four. Apparently it's in the instruction book.
Nobody told me that there is an instruction manual for four year olds. Where can I get one? Liam isn't sharing his.
2) When you nurse a toddler who is rapidly acquiring language you run the risk of having your breasts named. As of two days ago my right one is the Blue num-num and the left one is the Yellow num-num.
3) Zoe will ONLY wear Dora shoes. She will read only her Dora book at bedtime (her favourite story is Happy Birthday Mami which she calls 'Happy Mami' in a sing song voice - so I forgive her that) and every morning she wants to wear a Dora shirt. She doesn't have a Dora shirt - so far.
PLEASE NO ONE BUY MY DAUGHTER A DORA SHIRT (or any other Dora the Explorer clothing items) or you will feel the wrath of an exasperated mother!!!
4) When you have an adorable 20 month old daughter who loves Dora the Explorer you will eventually give in and buy her Dora pajamas on sale at Zellers.
5) Liam will now apparently eat Bunny Pasta again. Because he's four. This is also in the instruction manual.
I really gotta get me one of those.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
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