Monday, May 08, 2006

Top Ten Reasons I'm Not Blogging Much These Days

10) Still recovering from my recent alien abduction.

9) I'm busy balancing my Qi.

8) So many beer, so little time.

7) Three Words: En Ech Ell

6) I'm exploring other ways of talking to myself.

5) The Scorpian T-shirt, Strawberry Shortcake Outfit, Batman PJ's and 'Cat' PJ's MUST be cleaned... EVERY DAY!

4) The Playmobil Vikings have staged a siege - water and food are in short supply.

3) My ears are still ringing - there's no room for other thoughts.

2) I can't stop thinking about boats.

1) Um, ah...ah...what's the word? ... oh, yah.. "Writers Block"